The sullen beery swine who try to tangle you in sullen beery balls of twine, have they ever seen two eyes so shiny?

Now for news on some other broad.

I have a great appreciation for other people making, loving, conceptualizing and creating awesome shit.  I attended an art show at Mass Transit Skate Shop in Valley Stream, NY this weekend and saw some lovely Long Island Talent.  Miss Jamie Schwartz’s vintage, handmade, jewelry collection- using turn of the century watch parts-“Through the Loupe” was featured…

and it’s kind of amazing.

For all you dirty skaters out there, buy some of Jamie and I’s pieces for your slutty (or not so slutty) girlpals…and some skate gear from Mass Transit for yourself.